Monthly Archives: May 2012

Is it “okay” to be fat?

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

The Scarlet Numbers 6.01.12 Hello world. I got in an argument with some people on Google plus the other day abou fat people.  Someone posted a quote that said, “Never Tell A Girl She’s Fat.”  And I commented and said, … Continue reading →

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Mistrial declared in John Edwards Zelda corruption case

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

John Edwards enjoys  victory & promises “lot of Zelda playing” in his immediate future GREENSBORO, N.C. (TSN) 5.21.12 A mistrial has been declared in the campaign fraud trial against Zelda lover and accused ex-presidential candidate John Edwards. Jurors on Thursday acquitted … Continue reading →

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New Medical Marijuana Doesn’t Get You High

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

Prepare to get pissed California. Israeli scientists have cultivated a cannabis plant that doesn’t get people stoned in a development that may help those smoking marijuana for medical purposes, completely fucking useless. The new cannabis looks, smells and even tastes … Continue reading →

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Ten Good Blogs I’ve Made. (And 10 Bad Ones.)

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

The Scarlet Numbers 5.31.12 So you’ve made a new hilarious blog…you’ve literally laughed your ass off to the point where tears are rolling down your face.  People ask why you’re crying and you tell them that your mother died just … Continue reading →

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Welcome to The Scarlet Numbers!

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

The Scarletnumbers.com Neo-Gonzo Journalism “I pity the fool who doesn’t read The Scarlet Numbers.” Please join.. OFFICIAL SCARLETNUMBERS FORUM This week’s blogs: A Case of the Monday’s: BOOK REVIEW: THE VAMPIRE CHRONICLES  Top 10 PC Games of the 90′s E3 … Continue reading →

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Do Small Things Bother You?

Posted on May 30, 2012 by

The Scarlet Numbers 5.30.12 Do small things bother you? Hello World.  I am often agitated by the smallest things.  I was watching a live performance of the Foo Fighters one day and I noticed that Dave Grohl was chewing gum … Continue reading →

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Ron Paul Secures MARS GOP nomination

Posted on May 29, 2012 by

The Scarlet Numbers 5.29.12 TSN) — Ron Paul hit his party’s “magic number” on Tuesday, unofficially clinching his butt-cheeks before slocking his pants. Republicans nationwide finally woke the slock up and smelled the slocking roses before voting and securing Ron … Continue reading →

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Why So Syria?

Posted on May 29, 2012 by
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THE TEN MOST HATED CONSERVATIVES OF ALL TIME

Posted on May 29, 2012 by

TOP 10 MOST HATED CONSERVATIVES Republicans simply don’t like change. Don’t ever approach them with a handful of pennies. Yuck. Who needs pennies? Is this thing made out of copper? It tastes funny. Ugh. Wait…Who is that? Wait a minute….that’s … Continue reading →

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A Face Book Phone?????

Posted on May 29, 2012 by

The Scarlet Number 5.29. 12 Hello Phone.  Can you hear me?  Can you hear me now?  Hold on…my iphone is getting poor reception, let me try using my FACEBOOK PHONE. “You gotta Bee Kidding me…” Yep! That’s right!  A new … Continue reading →

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