The Scarlet Numbers
5.2.12
Is Google taking all the pictures of your boobs and butt off your phone without your consent?
No.
You probably don’t know this, but you’ve more than likely already given them permission. So unless you want the entire Internet jerking off to pictures of your butthole, my recommendation is to stay the hell away from google plus.
Especially if you have a nice butt like me.
This was originally a top ten list before I realized there are really just three main things that will inevitably destroy google off the face of the Internet.
Here goes….
The 3 Reasons Why Google+ is Destined for Failure:
1. Privacy Issues:
Don’t let Google downplay privacy as if it’s “no big deal.” It’s a huge deal. Especially if you’re trying to cheat on your husband or wife.
Say Goodbye to that “Secret Email Address you made for one night stands.” Google just connected them all together in one simple, easier, way for your wife to kick you in the nuts and throw her wedding ring at your face.
That ring hurts by the way.
Not only us Google storing a list of all your favorite porn in a huge database that can easily be hacked into, they’re putting it in alphabetical order. And sharing it with all your circles. If you have no idea what “circles” are yet, but trust me, you’ll know when Googled has shared your browser history to your wive via text. You know that feeling you get when you feel like you could never ever possibly have kids again? You’re about to.
Whether google is watching via satellite, in a creepy white google van, or just right through your window with good old fashioned binoculars…the FACT remains:
Google is looking at your butt
And the chances are, as you read this google us googling your butt.
So keep your butt safe. Stay away from Google plus.
Especially on your phone.
-Scarlet
5.2.12
There is no such thing as privacy. If it’s out there, it’s out there forever and you no longer own it. Including your butt. Best to use someone else’s.
butt….no one else’s butt is nicer than mine
If it is truly yours and you are not a little old lady in a nursing home, then congratulations. Sadly, it is no longer exclusively yours, but now belongs to the CIA.
I have been saying this forever, Scarlet. If you don’t want people to know, do not put it online it is that simple. and about those creepy google vans, I was using Google maps looking for something in the industrial park by my house and there I was driving down the road, I wonder if I could sue them for using me without permission ha-ha
beware! your butt is no longer safe! ha ha good one scarlet!
excellent info and lovely photos
Share it if you like it!
I am afraid that might not go over well with the wife
Why doesn’t your wife like mah boobs.
she likely would..and the ass is right in line as well
you do know that is a joke
I believe we discussed this potential blog last night. It’s nice to see it–and your boobs and butt! And I do understand your point and bitterness.Privacy went out the window when satellites went into space.(1957 or so)
well i guess if they getting that info everyone else is i trust them a little more than most so id rather they had the info than others with no morals as for privacy i thought i was being bugged for years my intellectual property’s are the internet standard now
like voice over ip sharing radio or music over IM my personal favourites prepaid credit and debit cards i may as well claim them 
Thanks for reading apollo!
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Sorry, I never got past Here goes…
Google plus takes away the fakeness away from the internet, for example kids talking smack constantly trolling and trolling and lurking each other now most people won’t be negative since their real names are exposed so the chicken shits shut it, plus you get to actually know who adds you since people have to post their unique thoughts onto streams to get added back. Or if your a circle whore like myself then you can separate the fail and the win in separate circles. Best to start early though.