Daily Archives: May 6, 2012

Keeping up with the Kloutashians

I’m weird. I purposely make typos. Sometimes I pick my nose when no one’s looking. Sometimes I go nearly five weeks without wearing shoes. I never go outside. I live alone in a nine-hundred thousand dollar condo that doesn’t belong … Continue reading

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Guess which day I posted a naked picture of myself?

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10 Simple Ways to Improve your Klout Score

The Scarlet Numbers 5.6.12 Hey world. It’s me Scarlet. I’ve been doing a lot of programming lately and I’ve built a new engine that measures statistical data. With this new program that I’ve written, all you have to do is … Continue reading

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