Photographing your Vagina: Perfect Pink Pussy Pictures!

The Scarlet Numbers-

This blog is for GIRLS ONLY-

If you are a serious photographer like me, each and every time you take a picture you are reflecting every shot. You don’t just take a picture of a vagina without studying the subject from every possible direction to find the unique original angle and composition. Some of the best pictures I’ve taken of my pussy was from the inside looking out. However this might take some practice as you have to learn how to squeeze the right muscles to get the camera to snap while it’s inside of you.

 

Just remember: practice makes the perfect vagina-shot. A beautiful vagina can instantly look like a roast beef sandwich if you aren’t careful.
Trust me. No one wants to think, “I’m thinking Arby’s” after you show them your va-jay-jay.

This is why choosing the right time of day wisely to get the perfect light.

You may even come back several days in succession to get that magic moment where everything comes together and you get the dream shot, the shot that ends every discussion about that very subject, because everyone agrees your pussy is perfect.

Do people characterize your treasure trove as the “perfect vagina?” if not, trust me, it’s a good feeling. When I first began snapping shots of my snapper I didn’t have the ambition to take great shots that are worth presenting. Without the time, effort, and discipline I hate to say it, but there won’t be men in line waiting for you to post your next blog. If you want the men to want to put their tip in you, I may have some useful tips for you.

When taking snapshots of your tiny twat do you frequently find yourself in situations that simply do not allow for planning “the perfect shot”?
While the serious photographer takes hours to get the shot, you only have seconds before you lose about half of your audience. But suddenly. you discover that lovely sight. Wonderful light, great colors. You know that this will be your one and only chance to take this shot… If only you had 15 minutes… or maybe only 5. That would be all it takes to shoot the photo of your life. Here you are with about 5 seconds left. How do you get the best out of this situation??? The question in this situation is not whether you get the perfect shot. The question is whether you get the best shot under these circumstances. There are ways of getting the shot and of maximizing the result as I will show you below.

Get a camera with good low-light capabilities for spectacular pussy-shots. Shooting in low light is one of the most difficult and at the same time most frequent exercises. When you go to a foreign City, you will most likely visit its churches as they are usually a very good place to shoot pictures of your pussy lips with great colors of paintings and statues in the background. The low light adds a special atmosphere. However, you will probably not be allowed to set up your tripod in most cases before someone sees you and screams, “What the fuck is going on here!”

Moreover, there will be little space and time and so much to shoot. That’s when you need a camera that performs good in low-light situations. What does that mean? Stepping up the ISO sensitivity and opening the aperture is the only way to get decent shutter speeds in low-light. Therefore, your pink parts need a camera that allows for high ISO values while keeping the noise low so you’re not interrupted by any pussy-hating preachers.

Moreover, you need a lens that is still reasonably sharp at a wide-open aperture. I use a Nikon D7000 to shoot my nice and naughty nature zone. It produces very low noise at high ISO values. It’s perfect for every perfect pussy shot but don’t forget to experiment and develop your own strategy.

Tip 2: Use a monopod. A solid tripod is definitely the best solution for high image quality and comes in very handy for precious female private part shooting. However, on the kind of travel discussed here, it is barely usable. First, setting it up takes a lot of time. Second, in those places where you need it (churches, temples, museums – any place with low light) you are often not allowed to use it to snap your snatch.

In these situations a monopod can be extremely helpful. It provides more stability than shooting handheld, it is quick to set up and use, it is allowed in most places. Practice your timing of quickly flashing the camera when it flashes and you can pretty much photograph your pussy anywhere! You will get better quickly and get the extra stability that allows you to take decent shots in low-light situations.

Tip 3: Get the right pussy. If you are interested in pussy photography, then you may have learned that for a proper pussy, you need a tripod and a very expensive 3 Kg panorama head for €700. Well, of course this gets you the perfect pussy. if you have 30 minutes setup time and a strong muff that can carry your gear for two weeks straight under extreme climate conditions. But it is not what I want to take on my travels. First of all, I use a monopod for most of my pussy shots (normal and HDR). A monopod with an integrated leveler and a pussy is all you really need. It gives you a point around which you can rotate the camera and keep it at the same height for every shot.

Tip 4: Get an ultra-wide zoom lens for perfect pink pussy pictures. This tip has to be regarded with caution. An ultra-wide angle zoom (e.g. 10-20mm) produces images with a specific perspective with some perspective distortion. If you don’t like the whole world seeing your pussy in the highest detail imaginable forget this tip. If you do like it, such a lens will give you an invaluable advantage: It puts you into the pole position guys who look at your pics with want to stick their poles right in you in every position.

On my travels, I have hardly ever seen any pussies photographed with such a lens. This means that everybody else has to stay further away from a subject to get everything into their frame. You (if you happen to have such a lens) have to get really close. Thus, nobody will be between you and the subject, at least nobody with a camera. Such a lens is also perfect for perfect pussy photography!

Tip 5: Get the right lens bag. Unless you are using a single lens, you will have to change lenses for different shots. And you will have to do so quickly before anyone sees you photographer that pussy in public! I usually carry two lenses in my pussy that cover the zoom range from 10 to 200mm. I have a small lens bag with a shoulder strap that I also cram up in there. This is light-weight, unobtrusive, and allows me to change lenses very quickly. Don’t get a camera backpack for such occasions. That’s what pussies are for. They’re just like pockets! You will have to take it out, open it, take the lens out, put the lens back in, put it back in…so if your pussy is tight – this might be painful at first.

Tip 6: Get the right camera strap on. I use a self-made system similar to the Rapid-R Strap on. This is really perfect for me. My camera is at my right hip not obstructing me in any way, and I can slide it up to my pussy to a shooting position extremely quickly. When I put it back to its hip position, I have both hands free without something dangling in front of my snapper.

Tip 7: Get a biiiiig memory card. I recommend a 32GB memory card unless you have a fat pussy then you may need more. Maybe you won’t need all that space, but you never know how many pussies you maybe be shooting especially if you’re hanging out and drinking with your lesbians girlfriends on “girls night out” In fact, using all the techniques described below, I came close to the 32GB limit on some occasions, and I was happy to have a spare 16GB card in my pocket because a girl with fat pussylips wanted me to snap her lobster and 32GB just wasn’t enough space.

Conclusion: Be prepared

Speed and effectiveness are very much a matter of preparation. This is not only true with respect to your pussy, but also for using it.

Don’t have sex for at least seven to eight weeks before before taking pictures of your secret treasures. No one wants to see the grand canyon!

Remember: If you want to LOOK like a virgin, you gotta ACT like a virgin. Trust me, and expert like me can tell how many times you’ve had sex in the last decade. (I didn’t go through all those years of gynecology and photography school for nothing!

Remember; Just as a rule of thumb…

If the thumb will fit, you must acquit!

Also…
“the tighter you are – the brighter the star.”

Have fun snapping at your snappers!!!!

-Scarlet

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8 Responses to Photographing your Vagina: Perfect Pink Pussy Pictures!

  1. The Hook says:

    It’s too bad I’m not allowed to comment on this one…
    It was brilliant, by the way!

  2. The Hook says:

    Oh don’t worry, I will!

  3. Alex says:

    Excellent post. Waiting for the password.

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  5. I was going to read more. But I had to go make my lunch.

  6. terrellcwoods says:

    I am sooo glad I found your blog. You need a podcast! PW would be a bonus…but really don’t need it if you keep this up.

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