The Scarlet Numbers 5.12.12
Hello World.
I think it’s about time to do another top ten list….because I haven’t done one in about three hours. So here’s The 10 Best Ideas of All Time…
#1. Porn
What would we do without porn? Men would be stuck with their wives and wives wouldn’t be able to sleep with random people occassionally for a FAT paycheck. I think everyone is glad porn exists. Let’s keep it that way.
#2. The Light Bulb
#3. The Vibrating Toothbrush
It’s like porn for women! AND you can brush your teeth with it!
#4. Heath Ledger Dying Right Before the Premier of The Dark Knoght
Whoever thought of this idea was a marketing genius!!!
#5. Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
(Also died before the premier.)
#6. I Dunno LOL
Sorry, I’m running out of ideas.
#7. Mario with a Raccoon Tail
It makes PERFECT sense! Mario having a raccoon tail and ears…now he can fly…
#8. Titanic 2:
Perhaps James Cameron’s best film. It’s too bad it went straight to video.
#9. The Wheel
(This includes Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time Series)
#10. Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell
The Best Invention of All Time
Have a good night everyone! Try not to jerk off too much!
-Scarlet
5.12.12
interesting tags for the post.
What were YOU searching for….LOL!
well, I was about to sleep but I saw an email saying there’s a new post. I read thru it and then at the bottom, saw some green fine print. Now, I usually ignore it but since it’s from you, I figured it might be worthwhile to read it. I was right.
You just made my day! Thank you so much!
take the wheel??hahah!!!creepilly(?) funny!
You’re Brilliant!
Thank you!!!!!
I dunno LOL…hahaha..
The light bulb is kinda handy though
When i was in high school i wacked to porn everyday I was home, but now its the perfect sleeping pill have no idea why, just stare at it for 5minutes and I’m out.
lol!
Oh wow totally forgot to mention the dorito taco thats fucking legit
indeed!