Daily Archives: May 14, 2012

10 Reasons Why You’ll Love Having Unprotected Sex With Me

Because I won’t tell your wife. Because I won’t tell your wife. Because I won’t tell your wife. Because I won’t tell your wife. Because I won’t tell your wife. Because I won’t tell your wife. Because I won’t tell … Continue reading

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My left boob has been reattached!!!

The Scarlet Numbers Good news everyone, I’ve finally got my left boob reattached.

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Despite Accusations John Edwards is Still A Zelda Fan

John Edwards focuses the cameraman’s lens himself before making his first public statement since the Zelda Controversy began last week. “I’m not afraid to admit I’m a Zelda fan.” John Edwards said as soon as the first witnesses to be called … Continue reading

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