Daily Archives: May 18, 2012

9 Reasons to Read My Blog

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7 Hours to Go and I’ve Officially Been Blogging for ONE Month

The Scarlet Numbers 5.18.12 I am so excited!!!! Is everybody ready to celebrate?

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It’s Official: Dolphins aren’t Rapists

The Scarlet Numbers 5.18.12 Some idiot from Google Plus is threatening to expose all of my personal information unless I let him know “my pornstar name” What a jackass.

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Protected: A Series of Unfortunate Vaginas…

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12 Dangerous & Deadly Villains That You Shouldn’t Invite To Dinner

The Scarlet Numbers 5.18.12 12 Dangerous & Deadly Villains That You Shouldn’t Invite To Dinner  #1. Skelator Unless you want this has-been complaining about how his steak is “not medium rare enough” try your best to refrain from inviting him … Continue reading

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8 Racist Things You Should Never Say in Front of Black People

8 Racist Things You Should Never Say in Front of Black People #1. The NAACP is Racist Don’t ever say the NAACP is Racist. This just pisses black people off. Black people can’t seem to comprehend that “an association for … Continue reading

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