8 Racist Things You Should Never Say in Front of Black People
#1. The NAACP is Racist
Don’t ever say the NAACP is Racist. This just pisses black people off. Black people can’t seem to comprehend that “an association for colored people” is ironically racist because they have no intention for the advancement for non-colored people. This ideology is basically judging people by the color of their skin rather than character. In other words, the ideology of the NAACP is the exact opposite of Dr. Martin Luther King, who wasn’t a racist unlike his predecessors.
#2. Don’t ever point out that Dr. Martin Luther King was an unfaithful cheating bastard to his wife.
Trust me. Not even Martin Luther King’s wife took a Louisville Slugger to both of his headlights. She didn’t “carve her name into his leather seats.” She kisses his ass. Because he’s Martin Luther Fucking King.
You won’t be seeing him on Cheaters anytime soon.
#3. Don’t Ever Point out that Obama is more white than black.
#4. Don’t Ever Say That O.J. was Guilty as Sin.
We all know he stole sports memorabilia. It’s a touchy subject to blacks because they can relate to his skin color. Just try not to mention O.J. is a sports memorabilia stealing murderer. Trust me, it pisses black people off.
#5. Don’t ever say, “20 Years Ago I’d
It’s just not a funny punchline and you’ll be ending your career faster than Seinfeld.
#6. Don’t Ever Point out that people like Al Sharpton
“coincidently” only seem to be interested in black issues.
Trust me. No black will ever agree with you and for some reason they’ll think you’re a racist rather than seeing the blatant racism right before their eyes.
#7. Don’t ever say that “Rodney King was a Felon
If you’re a great actor who loves to change the script in all the movies you make, I’d strongly suggest not going on rants about how “Rodney King” was a felon. This will probably lead to you not getting casted for other movies…ahem…in the future. Especially movies having to do with Avengers and becoming a big huge green uncontrollable beast.
What’s your opinion? Should niggers stop saying the word nigger?
I think everyone should stop saying it. I’ll quit as soon as Lil Wayne does.