A couple of days ago when I was making my list of the Top Ten Best Free iPhone Apps, I stumbled upon a whole bunch of applications from well known websites who have shameful hideous apps that should never been seen in the light of an iphone.
This makes me sad.
Sad because if some of these apps were better designed I would be doing a lot less blogging and a lot more dicking around on the internet. Unfortuately, this is not to case, so this week’s Scarlet Number goes out to…
THE SEX WEBSITES THAT NEED TO GET THEIR APP TOGETHER
edit: lol typo
Unlike Reddit the Website: Reddit the app just plain sucks. I would go into detail about why it sucks, but doing so would make me want to throw my phone in the nearest trash can. And I’m sitting right beside a trashcan right now. And there’s a gas mask right beside me.
Oh and a burning dumpster.
I think someone commented in my blog “8 Racist Things You Should Never Say In Front of Black People” that I had “a limited vocabulary” for using the nigger word. Well, here’s a word for you that you won’t find in any webster dictionary…
Youtube’s iphone App is a piece of Crapfuck.
That’s right. Crapfuck.
Watching videos is great, but I’ve never, and I mean ever have been able to comment on any videos from the crappy piece of dog-dung YouTube App that deserves to be used as a toilet for a national dog shitting contest.
Get your shit together Google. You’ve already made us stop making cool Youtube videos because of your unwanted takeover. We all read the book 1984. You can at least make an application that lets us comment on other people’s crappy videos. This might take a lot less of the focus off of you.
Seriously, this application is just terrible. I would go into more detail but I see a dog quickly approaching and I think I’m going to try to make it shit on my phone.
How am I supposed to make an annonomoys add for sex with such a idiotically designed app. Who designs this crap? I’m trying to get laid, not trying to figure out how to delete last night post and post another one in the correct section.
I would seriously rather had 10000 STD’s than use this app.
#4. The New York Times:
Every time I accidentally click on a link that directs me to anything from the new York times, I’m immediately asked to log in. I get a good chuckle before immediately navigating away from the website without even reading the article.
NOONE IS GOING TO PAY TO READ
THE NEWS ONLINE YOU FUCKING MORONS.
ESPECIALLY NEWS ORGANIZATIONS THAT DON’T HAVE
THE WORD “CRAPFUCK” IN THEIR VOCABULARIES.
The New York Times is Coo-Coo for cocopuffs.
They need to wake up and smell the delicious
chocolately cereal in their breakfast bowls.
The modern journalist is about as important as the grocery bagger at wall mart. The ones who don’t have jobs anymore because walmart was smart enough to get the cashiers to start bagging groceries.
Get your head out of the stair collum thingies NYTimes…lol. Seriously…you’re choking yourself to death. Give us free news or expect to be forgotten after doing something stupid like sticking your head in stair collum thingies or trying to sell the new in 2012 when it’s free everywhere else.
in T-Minus 365 days….
Look, I’m no responsible journalist from the New York Times.
Well…at least not anymore.
So don’t expect me to do all the work for you and “blog” about why your application sucks balls. Just fix it! I’d much rather be buying shit on ebay than making this stupid blog. Seriously. I’m not enjoying this.
#6. Pay pal-