Daily Archives: May 23, 2012

Luke…I am your Vagina

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THE STORY OF TUBGIRL The Dark Side of the Internet The Scarlet Numbers 5.24.12 So I made a blog about John Lennon a couple hours ago that I knew no one would read. I myself didn’t even read it because … Continue reading →

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Crappiness is a Warm Dump

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“Screw love, all you need is a bullet proof vest.” The Scarlet Numbers 5.23.12 As many of you know, I hate John Lennon. I think he’s talentless, ugly, wimpy, stupid, childish, egotistical, lame, a horrible vocalist, and a terrible song … Continue reading →

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Cum As You Are

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There are 3 types of people in this world. You’re either a Kurt Cobain, a Chris Noveselic, or a Dave Grohl. Personality Type: Kurt Cobain A Kurt Cobain is someone with incredible talent but doesn’t appreciate it. You’ll find success … Continue reading →

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Tom Hanks Death Postponed

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Tom Hanks Death Postponed Funeral services for the undisputed queen of the Seventies disco boom Tom Hanks have been postponed according to close sources. After briefly checking Tom Hanks Wikipedia page and his heartbeat he’s apparently “still alive and breathing.” … Continue reading →

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10 Horror Movies That Will Scare Your Kids To Death

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The Scarlet Numbers 5.23.12 Hello world. Horror movies hold a special place in my heart. When I was young my mother used to take my brother and I to the video store and let us pick out any movies that … Continue reading →

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