Daily Archives: May 29, 2012

Ron Paul Secures MARS GOP nomination

The Scarlet Numbers 5.29.12 TSN) — Ron Paul hit his party’s “magic number” on Tuesday, unofficially clinching his butt-cheeks before slocking his pants. Republicans nationwide finally woke the slock up and smelled the slocking roses before voting and securing Ron … Continue reading

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Why So Syria?

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THE TEN MOST HATED CONSERVATIVES OF ALL TIME

TOP 10 MOST HATED CONSERVATIVES Republicans simply don’t like change. Don’t ever approach them with a handful of pennies. Yuck. Who needs pennies? Is this thing made out of copper? It tastes funny. Ugh. Wait…Who is that? Wait a minute….that’s … Continue reading

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A Face Book Phone?????

The Scarlet Number 5.29. 12 Hello Phone.  Can you hear me?  Can you hear me now?  Hold on…my iphone is getting poor reception, let me try using my FACEBOOK PHONE. “You gotta Bee Kidding me…” Yep! That’s right!  A new … Continue reading

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Seven Fairly New Horror Movies You Probably Missed & Why You Should Watch Them

Seven Horror Movies You Probably Missed And Why You Should Watch Them Hello World. Do you like scary movies? I love them. They’re so many directions a horror movie can go… I’ve been requested to make a list of newer … Continue reading

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