Category Archives: Annoying People

Gender Specific Bullshit

Posted on April 4, 2013 by

The Scarlet Numbers 4.4.13 Women these days are so god-damned proud of their vaginas it’s sickening. I stumbled across a Facebook page today titled “One Million Moms and Women For The Second Amendment” and I almost puked all over my … Continue reading →

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Kim Jon’s License to Un

Posted on April 3, 2013 by

The Scarlet Numbers 4.3.13 Has anyone actually been reading the news lately? Kim Jon what’s- -his-face needs to seriously take a chill pill and stop flexing his puny Scrappy-Doo muscles before the United States of Scooby Doo takes an Scooby-Shit … Continue reading →

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Scarlet in Wonderland

The Scarlet Numbers. 4.2.13

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Clint Eastwood is a MORON

Posted on August 31, 2012 by

Wow. Did anyone else watch Cunt Eastwood last night? What an idiot. First he talks to a chair, then he says attorneys shouldn’t be president. This just in Clint…Romney studied law 20 years before Obama at the SAME school. Stick … Continue reading →

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Ten Good Blogs I’ve Made. (And 10 Bad Ones.)

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

The Scarlet Numbers 5.31.12 So you’ve made a new hilarious blog…you’ve literally laughed your ass off to the point where tears are rolling down your face.  People ask why you’re crying and you tell them that your mother died just … Continue reading →

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Welcome to The Scarlet Numbers!

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

The Scarletnumbers.com Neo-Gonzo Journalism “I pity the fool who doesn’t read The Scarlet Numbers.” Please join.. OFFICIAL SCARLETNUMBERS FORUM This week’s blogs: A Case of the Monday’s: BOOK REVIEW: THE VAMPIRE CHRONICLES  Top 10 PC Games of the 90′s E3 … Continue reading →

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A Face Book Phone?????

Posted on May 29, 2012 by

The Scarlet Number 5.29. 12 Hello Phone.  Can you hear me?  Can you hear me now?  Hold on…my iphone is getting poor reception, let me try using my FACEBOOK PHONE. “You gotta Bee Kidding me…” Yep! That’s right!  A new … Continue reading →

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UnPinterested

Posted on May 26, 2012 by

UnPinterested I joined a pretty Pinteresting site today called Pinterest. However, five minutes after browsing this site I think I’m pretty unpinterested. I mean seriously this site is basically equivalent to reading one of those travel magazine you’ll find in … Continue reading →

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Crappiness is a Warm Dump

Posted on May 23, 2012 by

“Screw love, all you need is a bullet proof vest.” The Scarlet Numbers 5.23.12 As many of you know, I hate John Lennon. I think he’s talentless, ugly, wimpy, stupid, childish, egotistical, lame, a horrible vocalist, and a terrible song … Continue reading →

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Six Websites That Need To Get Their App Together

Posted on May 19, 2012 by

A couple of days ago when I was making my list of the Top Ten Best Free iPhone Apps, I stumbled upon a whole bunch of applications from well known websites who have shameful hideous apps that should never been … Continue reading →

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