Category Archives: Good Morning Gay America

You were bored, but you were never old

Posted on April 4, 2013 by

The Scarlet Numbers 4.4.13 I can never think about early April without thinking about Cobain. Growing up Nirvana was my oxygen. My nutrients were consumed through my headphones and my idols smashed the instruments they used to create life with. … Continue reading →

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The 10 Types of Lesbians You’ll Meet Online

Posted on June 16, 2012 by

The Scarlet Numbers 6.16.12 Hello world.  If you’re a lesbian 65% of the time like me, you’ve probably tried online dating at least once or twice….or maybe even three times.  Okay, fuck it I admit it…twenty times…that’s my final answer. … Continue reading →

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The Inevitable Gay Zombie Apocalypse…

Posted on June 2, 2012 by

The Inevitable Gay Zombie Apocalypse… Are you prepared for the Gay Zombie Apocalypse? The Scarlet Numbers 6.2.12 Well everyone…the time is almost here….almost every good movie and video game has been redone, remade, and remastered to the point of absolute … Continue reading →

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The Big Bang Theory: “Green Lantern is Gay” Marvel Says

Posted on June 1, 2012 by

After 70 years of being straight, Green Lantern finally says “F*** it.” The Scarlet Numbers 6.1.12 (Version 2) Is 70 years too early to be coming out of the closet?  Some people are saying “Yes.” Hello world.  So I hear … Continue reading →

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Postnuptial Agreements: Everything You Need To Know

Posted on May 21, 2012 by

Ever made a decison that you wish you hadn’t made?  I have & as a consequence I’ve had the Muppet Babies song stuck in my head all day.  If you don’t know what I’m talking about trust me you don’t … Continue reading →

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The 50 Shades of Gay

Posted on April 25, 2012 by

The Scarlet Number’s 4.25.12 – “The 50 Shades of Gay” Hello world. It’s me Scarlet. First of all let me start of by saying I love me some gay… Especially gay babies. “Wrong track mommie, wrong track!” Lady Gaga was … Continue reading →

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