Category Archives: New Blogs

It’s Friiidaay! 4.5.13

Posted on April 5, 2013 by

The Scarlet Numbers 4.5.13 I have writers block. :/ I’ve been trying to make a “fake obituary” for Roger Ebert but all my punch lines keep falling flat. I friggin hate that guy and could probably write a book about … Continue reading →

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The Scarlet Answers 4.4.13

Posted on April 4, 2013 by

   

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Let’s take a look at the numbers 4.3.13

Posted on April 3, 2013 by

The Scarlet Numbers 4.3.13 It’s that time of the month!  (No, not that one.)  It’s time to narcissistically overanalyze this blog with charts and graphs to try to decipher why the fuck I’m not rich and famous yet. I think, … Continue reading →

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10 Reasons Your Feet Might Always Smell LIke Buttered Popcorn

Posted on March 29, 2013 by

1 Because you’re a douchebag.  2 Because you’re a douchebag.  3 Because you’re a douchebag.  4 Because you’re a douchebag.  5 Because you’re a douchebag.  6 Because you’re a douchebag.  7 Because you’re a douchebag.  8 Because you’re a douchebag.  … Continue reading →

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10 Reasons Why I Probably Won’t Get a Job Anytime Soon

Posted on March 29, 2013 by

3.29.13 10 Reasons Why I Probably Won’t Get a Job Anytime Soon 1. Criminal Record 2. No Drivers License 3. Bad Credit 4. No Education 5. No Experience 6. No car. 7. Can’t pass a drug test. 8. No-show to … Continue reading →

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Voiceless…

Posted on March 7, 2013 by

I can’t speak

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Not Dead Yet

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Protected: How to Get Laid (Without Putting a Ring On It)

Posted on September 3, 2012 by

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Grateful and Hateful

Posted on September 2, 2012 by

  The Scarlet Numbers I don’t think I realized until today how grateful I am for this site.  It wasn’t until I thought it was almost gone until I realize how much it meant to me.  But now I’m going … Continue reading →

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How to Get Banned From WordPress

Posted on September 2, 2012 by

The Scarlet Numbers 9.2.12 Hello everyone. If you’re reading this that means this blog has survived. Otherwise I’m completely SOL, all because I suggested 20 Free Porn Sites to all of my viewers.   I have always tried to keep … Continue reading →

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