My name is Scarlet but you can call me Nemo. I created this website in April of 2012 so I could rant and rave about how much I love doritos. Who would have ever thought one year later I’d be writing about everything else but doritos. In fact, this is actually the first time I’ve ever even mentioned doritos. Wow. I am a total failure.
I also enjoy long walks on the beach and necrophilia.