10 Reasons Your Feet Might Always Smell LIke Buttered Popcorn

1 Because you’re a douchebag. 

2 Because you’re a douchebag. 

3 Because you’re a douchebag. 

4 Because you’re a douchebag. 

5 Because you’re a douchebag. 

6 Because you’re a douchebag. 

7 Because you’re a douchebag. 

8 Because you’re a douchebag. 

9 Because you’re a douchebag. 

10 Because you’re a douchebag. 

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10 Reasons Why I Probably Won’t Get a Job Anytime Soon

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10 Reasons Why I Probably Won’t Get a Job Anytime Soon

1. Criminal Record

2. No Drivers License

3. Bad Credit

4. No Education

5. No Experience

6. No car.

7. Can’t pass a drug test.

8. No-show to job interview

9. Too skinny/ Anorexic

10. Because I don’t want a job.

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Voiceless…

I can’t speak

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Not Dead Yet

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Grateful and Hateful

 

The Scarlet Numbers

I don’t think I realized until today how grateful I am for this site.  It wasn’t until I thought it was almost gone until I realize how much it meant to me.  But now I’m going to be super paranoid about everything that I write about.  More than ever I feel like I’m being watched and monitored and told what I can and cannot write about.

Will this hold me back or will this open up new doors?

Will it make me more fearless?

I don’t know.

I’m paranoid.

Scarlet lost her mind.

Can she see or is she blind?

For some reason all I want to talk about today is porn.  What’s so offensive about it?  I understand why people don’t like it and don’t want to be associated with it.  However, it’s not like I was misleading anyone into looking at images that they didn’t want to see.  The blog was specifically called, “The Best Free Porn Sites”  and there wasn’t any nudity on MY blog, just links to other sites that have nudity.

So where do I draw the line?  If I happen to see a really funny website about dolphins is it okay to share that link?  Or should I refrain from posting that link because it directs people to a 3rd party site?

What if I discover a really cool site about Dolphin Vaginas?

 Am I allowed to post the link to that?  I’m so confused about the rules.  All I know is I really don’t want to get banned again because it really sucks feeling like you don’t have a voice. I really wondre who decides what’s offensive and what’s not…

 Let’s take this picture below as an example…

Is this considered nudity?  I mean, yeah sure it’s edgy.  It you happen to be the kind of person who likes to stare at boobs you might notice this woman’s cleavage.  But what if I just wanted to post this picture to say something about her outfit.  Should I not post pictures like this soley because this woman has big breasts?

What’s your opinion?

Should I cut the crap and grow up and stop being so edgy?  Or should I continue doing what I’ve been doing for the past 5 months?

-Scarlet

 

 

 

 

 

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How to Get Banned From WordPress

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Hello everyone.

If you’re reading this that means this blog has survived. Otherwise I’m completely SOL, all because I suggested 20 Free Porn Sites to all of my viewers.

 

I have always tried to keep my blog as clean as possible knowing that most people who read it are at work. However, I never thought that posting a simple link and recommending a website was against WordPress’ terms of use.

The funny thing is I’ve been meaning to make this blog, “The Best Free Porn Sites” for a long time, but I’ve just been putting it off. Finally today I actually took the time to browse through some of the most filthy porn sites ours there to try to find a selected few that were better than the rest.

Big Mistake.

As soon as I posted the blog my WordPress account was immediately deactivated. Being extremely upset, I contacted an administrator and tried to get it back online, but my site has been “no longer available” ever since.

I’m very upset about this and don’t know what else I can do. I’m not exactly sure what WordPress wants me to do…I was asked by an admin to delete the link to the porno site and I immediately deleted the entire blog.

I currently think that WordPress doesn’t like my usage of pictures, honestly I don’t know. All I know is this site has been down all day and then it sporadically works again only to be down a couple of hours later.

Just as a worst case scenario, keep my email address:

Eatmybrainsnow@gmail.com

If this site is banned forever and ever I will probably start blogging on Google’s blogger. I think google really deserves my time since 90% of all my pageveiws come directly from google anyway. I guess until I know the verdict I’m just going to have to cross my fingers and hope for the best. I’ve had tons of fun on here and have met so many people from all over the world. But don’t worry, if WordPress can’t accept me for the filthy mouthed dirty little whore I am, I’ll find another sure that will.

Don’t forget to email me with your contact information. If I have to start all over trust me, I’m going to make a blog twice as great at this piece of ****.

See you soon,
-Scarlet

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