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4 Things You Might Not Know About McDonalds

Posted on August 20, 2012 by

The Scarlet Numbers 8.20.12 Fear and Loathing At McDonalds: Part One Well, since I was rejected from working a A FUCKING PET STORE because of my violent criminal record, I got desperate and decided to get a job at a … Continue reading →

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Legitimate Rape: The 4 Simple Rules of Thumb

Posted on August 20, 2012 by

The Scarlet Numbers 8.20.12 Hello world. We all love sex. But is the sex you’re having “too legit to quit?” There haven’t been many things in the news media lately that I’ve found very interesting. But today I read a … Continue reading →

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The Human Centipede 2: Movie Review (No Spoilers)

Posted on August 19, 2012 by

The Scarlet Numbers 8.19.12 Hello everyone, I just finished The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence and surprisingly I’m shocked how great and BETTER this movie is from its predecessor.  Who would have thought this movie would have ever had a sequel? … Continue reading →

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Top 10 90′s One Hit Wonders

Posted on August 19, 2012 by

      #10.  Wheatus – Teenage Dirtbag  #9.  Harvey Danger    They’re not sick but they’re not well. Enough said. #8. Vanilla Ice – “Ice, Ice, Baby.”   #7. Marcy Playground “Sex & Candy”  #6. Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm – Crash … Continue reading →

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Protected: The Vagina Monoblogs Pt. 2

Posted on June 21, 2012 by

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Sex Vs. Fresh Sweet Corn

Posted on June 19, 2012 by

The Scarlet Numbers 6.19.12 Hello world.  Face it. We all love sex.  And most of us with teeth love fresh sweet corn. But what’s better? That’s a tough question. You’re probably asking yourself… what is Wood Fired Pussy Corn? Well … Continue reading →

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Posting My Naked Body Online…

Posted on June 19, 2012 by

The Scarlet Numbers 6.19.12 Hello word. It’s around 5:30 PM and I just woke up and I’ve been in deep thought this morning trying to figure out what the hell I’m doing wrong.  Seriously… Why does everyone hate me? How … Continue reading →

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Pussy Poetry

Posted on June 19, 2012 by

The Scarlet Numbers 6.19.12 Pussy Poetry Part One Pussy, oh pussy Oh how I Love Thee I touch you, I love you… I’m so Proud of Thee Oh Pussy, sweet Pussy So Glad You Don’t Stink Oh Pussy…so perfect So … Continue reading →

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New Medical Marijuana Doesn’t Get You High

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

Prepare to get pissed California. Israeli scientists have cultivated a cannabis plant that doesn’t get people stoned in a development that may help those smoking marijuana for medical purposes, completely fucking useless. The new cannabis looks, smells and even tastes … Continue reading →

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Welcome to The Scarlet Numbers!

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

The Scarletnumbers.com Neo-Gonzo Journalism “I pity the fool who doesn’t read The Scarlet Numbers.” Please join.. OFFICIAL SCARLETNUMBERS FORUM This week’s blogs: A Case of the Monday’s: BOOK REVIEW: THE VAMPIRE CHRONICLES  Top 10 PC Games of the 90′s E3 … Continue reading →

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