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Crappiness is a Warm Dump

“Screw love, all you need is a bullet proof vest.” The Scarlet Numbers 5.23.12 As many of you know, I hate John Lennon. I think he’s talentless, ugly, wimpy, stupid, childish, egotistical, lame, a horrible vocalist, and a terrible song … Continue reading

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Top 10 Annoying Opening Theme Songs from TV Shows

As many of you know today there were riots on the streets of Chicago. in protest of Annoying Opening Theme Songs from TV Shows.  We all should have the courage to riot to get these annoying songs banned. Hopefully today … Continue reading

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Six Sideshow Freaks

The Scarlet Numbers 5.16.12 Back before America became too PC to spank their own daughters on their butts, this country actually had balls. Real. Solid. Balls. This was before American men became absolute testicleless pansies. Believe it or not, societies … Continue reading

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The 6 Trashiest Shows of All Time

The Scarlet Numbers 5.9.12 Believe it or not there was a time when people actually watched shows that had nothing in common with Oscar the Grouch’s home. However somewhere around 1997, we all collectively decided that fist fighting and chair … Continue reading

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Movie Review: The Avengers…

The Scarlet Numbers 5.8.12 Hey world.  It’s me Scarlet. I’m in horrible mood today.  It’s been exactly  a week since the rhino attack and I’m getting sick of lying in this hospital bed.  At least I have my laptop.  It’s gotten … Continue reading

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